suppermariobroth:

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feistily:

I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me.
I don’t want to grow up.

modified-minds:

kill3rtcell:

My Simon Petrikov/Ice King cosplay at Supanova, and my reference photos from ‘I Remember You’. The whole backpack, and even a tiny scientific parasite ^_^

Photos taken by nahashon and Shellme - top folks, check ‘em out!

Hoolllyyyy shit this now has 15,000+ notes. good on you dude!

dumpsterfetus:

trying to lower a pokemon’s HP so you can catch it but you get a critical hit and it faints

nickmoorexvx:

Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

I’ll say that again. 

A guy came up to me

at work

and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

 

may-or-may-not-contain-nuts:

stolenpandorica:

elisetheawesome:

kyoukokiriqiri:

why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”

or ”the crimson horror”

are u guys okay

“shark week”

thejokeishomestuck:

Strike a pose, it’s 3AMstuck

themasterslover:

Graham Norton: So you know the Lonely Hearts columns, we put [a chat-up line] in an ad in the Lonely Hearts column to see how or if it would work. [x]

“you be Doctor Who i’ll be the Master”

the sound i made was definitely not human

faeiouck:

shady-bacon:

faeiouck:

“all slytherins are evil”

“all gryffindors are good guys”

“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”

“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”

Name one evil Gryffindor. One.

peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME